Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Women's Rights

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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