What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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