What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A fat guy!

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...