What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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women's rights

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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