- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

You know what's funny? Rape

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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