- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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