- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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