What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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