Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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