An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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This is an anti- joke

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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What's 9 + 10 19

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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