Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Anti Joke

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