- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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