- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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