- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

A bar walks into a man

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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