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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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