- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Your girlfriend.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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