Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

your face

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

The FCC

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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