What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

I had a really great joke to tell you!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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