- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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