- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

women rights

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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