Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

A man walks into a bar. Ow

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...