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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What's the difference between a duck?

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