What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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People...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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