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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

women rights

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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