John Cena for president

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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Your adopted

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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