- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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