- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

my penis

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Justin beiber's penis

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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