- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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