- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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