- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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