- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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