What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Burp

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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