A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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