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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

what do you call a black chef glendon

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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