Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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