What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Anti Joke

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