jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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the WNBA.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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What are annoying? Ads.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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