Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Robin, get in the car!

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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