A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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