- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Can I ask you a question? You just did

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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