- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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