- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

you see theres this guy.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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