- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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