- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

you see theres this guy.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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