- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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