- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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