- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Actually it was me Josh brown

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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