Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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