- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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