- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Knock knock... Home invasion

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

the power to turn magnetism into light

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

i cant STAND cripple jokes

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What did the man say to his doctor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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