- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

ert

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Eric is gay Ha

what are you mike bibby?

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??