Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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how man

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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