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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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