- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Robin, get in the car, please.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

i like turtles

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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