What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Camerons hair is Curly..

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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