- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Sex

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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