What is not a car park? Clash of clans

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

thumb_up thumb_down -8

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops