Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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