- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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