Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

NASCAR being considered a sport.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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