Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

nolan is gay

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

knock knock who's there ?

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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