- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Camerons hair is Curly..

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Where's my tractor?

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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