Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

where's mom I killed her

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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