- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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