- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Where's the soap?

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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