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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

your face

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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