What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

nolan is gay

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

My cat just died.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

wanna here a joke? you.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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