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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

what do you call a black chef glendon

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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