What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

were you expecting a joke

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

Worms don't like apples.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

What's big and messy? A big mess

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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