- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

class is canceled. My professor died.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

kieran is a homosexual

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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