- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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