Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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