That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Gay republicans

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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