what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Racial Equality

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Happy Monday!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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roses are red violets are blue

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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