- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Guest what in the butt

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

anus

a irish man walks past a bar

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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