- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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