- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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