- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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