- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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