How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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black people

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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