- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

joke under this line wins _________________________

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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