Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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