- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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