A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Women's Rights

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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