Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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