- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

sucks Syntax...

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

do you have a wife?

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

Your adopted.....

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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