- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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