What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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